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2002, SAFFRON WALDEN, ESSEX, ENGLAND

You have lost your job. You can't tell Doris, your Disnae-obsessed, ex-wrestler wife, as she wants you to take her to Disnae land and insists you have a steady job to save for the trip.

Luckily for you, you love scoffing, and Saffron Walden has become a culinary theme park, with food challenges all over the place offering CASH PRIZES to scoff down food as fast as you can.

Beats working. So what are you waiting for? Get scoffing! Just don't tell Doris. Yet.

Made in one month for the Github GameOff 2024.

1 known minor issue: It is unlikely but possible to complete the walkies and then be killed if this happens at the same moment. This will load the scene outside the house but the completion of the walkies will be registered and you can proceed as normal.

Credits:

Programming, art, game design, some voices and one piece of music - Mike Bailey

Other voices - Elevenlabs and Hulk Hogan.

All sounds from freesound.org under creative commons license.

Music:

Home theme - https://freesound.org/people/Mrthenoronha/sounds/513667/

Saffron Walden theme - https://freesound.org/people/Victor_Natas/sounds/627104/

Mavis theme - https://freesound.org/people/yummie/sounds/410574/

Hotdog theme - https://freesound.org/people/AudioCoffee/sounds/723829/

Sally theme - https://freesound.org/people/BloodPixelHero/sounds/667375/

Nachos theme - https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_9455283/sounds/541645/

De-li-lah-lah-lah-lah theme - https://freesound.org/people/Setuniman/sounds/474405/